Baby puke for breakfast
When am stressed I either eat a lot or not eat at all. And for this season I think am heading for FATVILLE. To lessen my chances of raking on pounds, I willed myself to take in fiber-enriched foods – breakfast cereals, the kind that you drink and has milk and rice pops and tastes like half-digested milk that come out of burping baby’s orifice.
The sight of the yellow and cream whirlpool in my cup is enough to make me gag…but the benefits outweigh all the inconveniences so I persist, cup after cup.
A few hours before lunch and I am craving for pickles.